A breath of fresh air breathing out of a pressurized can, Though mixed with defecation doesn't quite smell like "Malibu Vacation." And as flavors tend to lie, I certainly cannot deny, that Pepsi is my go-to Coca Cola. Because If it tasted as good as the marriage I see, In polymer ads broadcast on TV, I'd keep sipping that fizz and building up thirst, And betting my paycheck on which lie came first. Is the ice-cold drink that sweats from my touch, As real and fresh as that digital twin? The twin who brags just a little too much, Who washes like acid and sticks like a sin? "Woe unto me," I ought to say, "Lord spare us all," I ought to pray, But it's hard to sympathize with a customer, Who is always right.