Shotgun Wedding
The labor of love If it were ever a chore And not a warm sensation, May appear as a shotgun wedding. Pew pews arranged like a courtroom, The jury of leering peers, The case already lost, The only defense a pool of tears upon his cheek. Objections in the form of wedding gifts, Rental dresses, and lukewarm cake. The honeymoon as sweet as Saltine crackers can be, Without water to wash it all down, Or money to wish it away, Must be swallowed by the mouthful. The children whine because their mother's milk Tastes bitter, and the flavor of breakfast eggs seems lacking and bland, Compared to the dry aroma of a house Built upon the debt paid by a Husband and Wife.