The College Experience
The end is nigh. The well has dried. Students shout, "Adieu! Goodbye!" Essays are drafted, finals approaching. Learners are looking for all kinds of coaching. Some need a therapist, others, prescriptions, While many are questioning their very existence! All this commotion, and no hope in sight, Students that quit and call it a night, But hear ye oh friends, and foes alike. Within all this darkness, I do see a light! It comes ground and fine, brownish in hue. It provides all life meaning when it stirs and brews. Coffee, my friends, that is the key! If you feel like you're crashing, have one shot or three! It boils your blood, and it gives your brain steam. You'll have visions of the future in feverish dreams. Aside from that last line, this legend is true! Coffee is God's little "get well" stew. So, fill up a cup, and drink to delirium. Enjoy the rest of your college experience.